I'm Bazinga and I'm chip and today we're playing Guess the vegan bodybuilder behind us we have seven bodybuilders all claiming to be plant-based poses but only two of them are telling the truth round by round is our job to eliminate the total cheaters from the tofu eaters and by the end we should have identified the real ones and if we don't the fakers will be taking home this gym shark gift card loaded with cash this is real once let's meet the contestants oh my God oh my God oh my God no don't dress this vegetables oh yeah I get it yeah the green thing nice that's nice you got back I'm front hi everyone what's your name how are we doing guys uh I'm Pete I'm 26 I'm from Glasgow and I'm a vegan bodybuilder I'm Nelly I'm Swansea 2 from London and I'm a vegan bodybuilder yeah she's got a vegan boys I'm James I'm 31 I'm from Nottingham and I'm a vegan bodybuilder I'm doxy I'm 25 and I'm from London and I'm a vegan bodybuilder I'm Alex I'm 26 I'm from North Wales and I'm the vegan of course yes hi guys I'm Tatiana I'm from London I'm 31 and I'm a vegan bodybuilder how's it going I'm Aaron I'm from rugby and I'm 25 and I'm vegan bodybuilder vegans they're all big as well that's what happens when you take touching grass too literally I'm just trying to look at like who looks the weakest because vegans naturally are quite weak you're looking at the weeds weak-minded individuals the least press-ups probably what um I don't know you know I'm not talking about you know what you're not wrong right first impressions though I like you then I'm thinking Nelly man she had the vegan voice oh the vegan voice the guy with his knob out I'm keeping yeah because he's a weird block and he's brought a whole lot of meat to this party we've got to get someone else yeah but it's a problem because I've never eaten a vegetable in my life you all look so nice you do vegans oh damn man this is tough you're all looking at me in the eyes stop God I'm thinking Nellie's a vegan she doesn't want to speak because what you said I'm thinking Nelly's a vegan he's very big he's very big vegetables you could say similar physique you know what I'm thinking he's a vegan yeah double earrings double earrings that's so fast that's so vegan yeah maybe the lady here you haven't said anything yet yeah yeah oh come on I can send you a couple of links with really good vegan recipes even the salmon looks like real Salt some I don't like it when they do that though why why not why oh here we go is she doing too much though I did say she was the vegan voice vegan boys she had to defend her kind yeah she's vegan what do you think she is she is 100 because she's on the front lines yeah she's doing it ready I reckon the lady the lady please I don't want the recipes thanks yeah thank you very much thank you it's quite a vegan War now look at it I did not expect to be the first one I was really hoping to be maybe the second the third maybe the winner because I'm quite clean I can show you my abs I wasn't really talkative maybe I should have tried to talk about those recipes or that Applewood cheese that is really famous anyway all right round two it's time to get to know these contestants a little bit better we've got one question for each of them let's do that how much protein is in tofu man number one well per I think it's like basically per 100 grams it's like eight grams of protein that's because when I base when I started that journey I thought the same thing you're gonna get no protein on a vegan diet yes you do have to Google it but that was back in the day and actually tofu is a great source there's a lot you can do with it right you could mix it with sweet potatoes bit of brown rice guacamole on it yes vegetable day which one to use really cares about the animals there's got to be one in the lineup smell that you said that that's just I don't think you give a [ __ ] about attention even you said it earlier four or five chicken chicken oh yeah yeah and he's definitely you haven't heard my story yet I used to be a rugby player and I did a season out in New Zealand and I had to get a part-time job and I worked in an abattoir so a meat factory I had to push lumcoxes carry literally dead cowl head cow heads pretty much and safe to say it put me off the meat quite a bit really yeah and when I I didn't convert straight away but as time went on you know a bit the PTSD from it I was kind of like do you know what I think uh I think I'm gonna give up McDonald's couldn't sleep I'll try and stay away from that you know I'd expect bigger quads for a rugby though oh wow what's your favorite food item food item yeah right into this great thing okay favorite food item I'm gonna say soy soy just for the fact that it's so versatile yeah a lot of imitation products imitation meats and that kind of thing I'm a bit guilty of that yeah it's sauce right [Laughter] I don't know I don't think that's possible with um tofu yeah you don't you don't think it's inside that that is steaks a lot of them your thick set yeah yeah what's your favorite steak wouldn't know oh [Music] I feel like this Geezer here yeah he's just Googled like oh vegan ingredients I've gone oh yeah I think saw is really helpful like you can use it so much I'm I'm gonna go with you yeah yeah all right you'll let me do that sorry boss man you're good thank you very much you've screwed us he was definitely vegan you know what it's just fashion it was there's obviously like a you know stereotype vegan how they dress and stuff like that so uh yeah round three it's time to really test your vegan might we have something that might make you think otherwise we have 100 pounds in crisp notes hey vegans I got something for you not on the silver platter oh look at that smell it go and get with it it's a cold Big Mac he's pretending to be scared of it oh you like to look at that don't you no you you're loving that what about a Chris floats give me the money yeah that's fine oh okay look at that oh it's a Treasures no no no listen that's that's not a milk plant that's not a macron I can smell that's not the mukwon we've got my cash that's disgusting back in the day yes but not though oh flashbacks he's having flashbacks everyone no no I want that number catch cash is good but it's do what you want with it you could spend it on steak listen I'm gonna pop the cash just there okay and if you want it you know what to do unless I'm more than 100 pounds five four three two if you want it go on one all right I'm surprised that no one didn't especially after doing that we're taking you that's getting you a steak and then you just get to watch the others be idiots yeah wow and now you're posting with an aubergine yeah looking looking real foolish yeah so we've tested their veganism now it's time to test the bodybuilding part each one of you is gonna have to do a pose with a vegetable I want to see your bodybuilding poses let's go I'm not getting paid enough you want the watermelon that's what it is I've got avocado it was a large Apple yeah we please have your bodybuilder poses with your vegetables let's see it you're understanding more room yeah wow wow wow could you ask me that's crazy yeah he does look like Wolverine he's sweating a lot he's right he's trying to convince me there with him I've noticed them up yeah Aaron blocking right first of all sweating a lot because we put him under pressure he can't handle the staring him down but there's something even weirder about him all right blog's wearing two watches is he he's wearing one like Rolex and one Apple watch foreign she got love for the couch right it's time for two years to go my son feels like big brother nah I really like this this is fun I've got someone in my mind yeah a dance blog dodgy Geezer real dodgy energy what was that Aaron you got two watches on YouTube what time is it it's nice to [ __ ] off you are not a vegan yeah sorry but it's not good God take a look one's actually a whoop you know tracking my sleep tracking my performance and then the other one I actually like to know the time so that's why one more we got one more it's in here carrot boy foreign I think you're a fraud [Music] to be honest after tasting that carrot I'm kind of glad to go I need to wash my mouth out because that was disgusting all right it's time for round four interrogation round we get to ask 45 seconds worth of questions to each contestant Alex I'm gonna be honest this is the first time I'm looking at your actual face [ __ ] right are we starting the questions yeah you are in prep currently right you said what are your current meals per day what are you having and what are they for prep 185 protein 600 carb on a train a day 65.

Yeah um what recipes I don't it's all on on my fridge yeah it's all in the fridge yes yeah what protein sources you get in then what ones are you picking it's mostly quinoa quinoa we're doing a lot of vegan protein powder because that's a lot of food it's pretty good on the stomach actually like normal whey protein is really bad for your stomach digestion is horrible whereas vegan protein is really good for that so I'm fine with all that okay well I didn't understand a word of that but he said it's on his fridge yeah I know that your Macros might be on your fridge but yeah you'll have a magnet on your fridge try Amsterdam or something you don't yeah with the list on it underneath it got small bar phones and I know what that's the rice chicken broccoli rice chicken broccoli then is it fishing or ask yeah okay fish and another rice cake 12 o'clock I'll have fish and a rice cake vegan snacks what are your favorite vegan snacks I'm talking about Pringle flavors what Pringle flavors are vegan what do you mean Pringle flavors I do not eat them no I make my own kind of snacks all right okay what snacks do you make it so it is kale like you spray a little bit of olive oil in it put in well put an oven or airfryer and then literally crisp want kale crisp yeah no you can season it you could put paprika on it you can literally put salt whatever you want you can literally what's your lifting competition on stage was it all vegan bodybuilders no no they're all natural but I did a wellness category but all natural bodybuilders yeah you shouldn't be vegan was you the only vegan up there or I don't know I didn't ask you said you were the only one they only now I didn't say I was the only one tournament okay all right Nelly you're not next do you have a Twitter account called the vegan voice do you do you hunt people in the streets do you beat people up in steak restaurants no no no do you have any non-vegan friends yeah yeah do you preach I don't pressure other people to be vegan it's my choice but my friends if they eat meat that's their business oh she said this before I'm gonna go and smash a chicken after this does that make your set chicken it's gonna be awesome I don't know [ __ ] what's your favorite broccoli what does that you got long stem or florets what out of those two yeah when you go to Nando's what do you get beside your chicken the wrap oh wow chicken wrap chicken wrap yes vegan the vegan rice I'm I'm stuck now we gotta get rid of one I don't think it's possible to be this size as a vegan you're smashing the chicken rice broccoli smells and I think it's just I think there's seven chicken rice broccolis a day that's why things happening yeah he dry ages his meat and everything yeah vegetables you wouldn't be some hairy and they're not even sure you end up looking like that yeah we've got to get rid of one and I think we have I think we've made it wrong to us but I think we sent both of them yeah I think my vegans are just watch it now no no you know what the vegan boys the vegan bodybuilding thing where she was like yeah I think cockman has to go I think I have a name man oh Jesus what was it Alex you knew it Alex Alex the arrow yeah I think uh that's not a vegan man right there I think that I think your time's up okay I think your time's up it's been a pleasure though yeah let's have a little look at that as it goes yeah baby yeah baby all right eyes on me man so that's it YouTube congratulations you two of the vegans right away from a science perspective to be honest like I don't know any vegans who are not to blow me on trumpet but as big as me so do I actually eat uh yeah a lot a lot of chicken all right it's time to bring in all the contestants and find out who the real vegans are chicken rice you're having a good time over there right chippo how do you think we've done I think we've got one yeah I think we've got one right it's that time everybody's been waiting for yes but the real vegans please step forward oh my God I knew it the vegan voice we got one we'll take that I'll take one right there damn man I tell you I can sniff a vegan out anywhere yeah yeah [Music] I got caught up in the morning so here we have it the two vegans are on my right well done you guys you fooled us it was unbelievable so here is your prize thank you very much for watching Jim Sharp real ones it's been an absolute pleasure subscribe to the channel like this video and see you next time hi is this the uh vegan hotline can I please have some uh hummus with some leaves God that's [ __ ] horrible

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I'm Bazinga and I'm chip and today we're playing Guess the vegan bodybuilder behind us we have seven bodybuilders all claiming to be plant-based poses but only two of them are telling the truth round by round is our job to eliminate the total cheaters from the tofu eaters and by the end we should have identified the real ones and if we don't the fakers will be taking home this gym shark gift card loaded with cash this is real once let's meet the contestants oh my God oh my God oh my God no don't dress this vegetables oh yeah I get it yeah the green thing nice that's nice you got back I'm front hi everyone what's your name how are we doing guys uh I'm Pete I'm 26 I'm from Glasgow and I'm a vegan bodybuilder I'm Nelly I'm Swansea 2 from London and I'm a vegan bodybuilder yeah she's got a vegan boys I'm James I'm 31 I'm from Nottingham and I'm a vegan bodybuilder I'm doxy I'm 25 and I'm from London and I'm a vegan bodybuilder I'm Alex I'm 26 I'm from North Wales and I'm the vegan of course yes hi guys I'm Tatiana I'm from London I'm 31 and I'm a vegan bodybuilder how's it going I'm Aaron I'm from rugby and I'm 25 and I'm vegan bodybuilder vegans they're all big as well that's what happens when you take touching grass too literally I'm just trying to look at like who looks the weakest because vegans naturally are quite weak you're looking at the weeds weak-minded individuals the least press-ups probably what um I don't know you know I'm not talking about you know what you're not wrong right first impressions though I like you then I'm thinking Nelly man she had the vegan voice oh the vegan voice the guy with his knob out I'm keeping yeah because he's a weird block and he's brought a whole lot of meat to this party we've got to get someone else yeah but it's a problem because I've never eaten a vegetable in my life you all look so nice you do vegans oh damn man this is tough you're all looking at me in the eyes stop God I'm thinking Nellie's a vegan she doesn't want to speak because what you said I'm thinking Nelly's a vegan he's very big he's very big vegetables you could say similar physique you know what I'm thinking he's a vegan yeah double earrings double earrings that's so fast that's so vegan yeah maybe the lady here you haven't said anything yet yeah yeah oh come on I can send you a couple of links with really good vegan recipes even the salmon looks like real Salt some I don't like it when they do that though why why not why oh here we go is she doing too much though I did say she was the vegan voice vegan boys she had to defend her kind yeah she's vegan what do you think she is she is 100 because she's on the front lines yeah she's doing it ready I reckon the lady the lady please I don't want the recipes thanks yeah thank you very much thank you it's quite a vegan War now look at it I did not expect to be the first one I was really hoping to be maybe the second the third maybe the winner because I'm quite clean I can show you my abs I wasn't really talkative maybe I should have tried to talk about those recipes or that Applewood cheese that is really famous anyway all right round two it's time to get to know these contestants a little bit better we've got one question for each of them let's do that how much protein is in tofu man number one well per I think it's like basically per 100 grams it's like eight grams of protein that's because when I base when I started that journey I thought the same thing you're gonna get no protein on a vegan diet yes you do have to Google it but that was back in the day and actually tofu is a great source there's a lot you can do with it right you could mix it with sweet potatoes bit of brown rice guacamole on it yes vegetable day which one to use really cares about the animals there's got to be one in the lineup smell that you said that that's just I don't think you give a [ __ ] about attention even you said it earlier four or five chicken chicken oh yeah yeah and he's definitely you haven't heard my story yet I used to be a rugby player and I did a season out in New Zealand and I had to get a part-time job and I worked in an abattoir so a meat factory I had to push lumcoxes carry literally dead cowl head cow heads pretty much and safe to say it put me off the meat quite a bit really yeah and when I I didn't convert straight away but as time went on you know a bit the PTSD from it I was kind of like do you know what I think uh I think I'm gonna give up McDonald's couldn't sleep I'll try and stay away from that you know I'd expect bigger quads for a rugby though oh wow what's your favorite food item food item yeah right into this great thing okay favorite food item I'm gonna say soy soy just for the fact that it's so versatile yeah a lot of imitation products imitation meats and that kind of thing I'm a bit guilty of that yeah it's sauce right [Laughter] I don't know I don't think that's possible with um tofu yeah you don't you don't think it's inside that that is steaks a lot of them your thick set yeah yeah what's your favorite steak wouldn't know oh [Music] I feel like this Geezer here yeah he's just Googled like oh vegan ingredients I've gone oh yeah I think saw is really helpful like you can use it so much I'm I'm gonna go with you yeah yeah all right you'll let me do that sorry boss man you're good thank you very much you've screwed us he was definitely vegan you know what it's just fashion it was there's obviously like a you know stereotype vegan how they dress and stuff like that so uh yeah round three it's time to really test your vegan might we have something that might make you think otherwise we have 100 pounds in crisp notes hey vegans I got something for you not on the silver platter oh look at that smell it go and get with it it's a cold Big Mac he's pretending to be scared of it oh you like to look at that don't you no you you're loving that what about a Chris floats give me the money yeah that's fine oh okay look at that oh it's a Treasures no no no listen that's that's not a milk plant that's not a macron I can smell that's not the mukwon we've got my cash that's disgusting back in the day yes but not though oh flashbacks he's having flashbacks everyone no no I want that number catch cash is good but it's do what you want with it you could spend it on steak listen I'm gonna pop the cash just there okay and if you want it you know what to do unless I'm more than 100 pounds five four three two if you want it go on one all right I'm surprised that no one didn't especially after doing that we're taking you that's getting you a steak and then you just get to watch the others be idiots yeah wow and now you're posting with an aubergine yeah looking looking real foolish yeah so we've tested their veganism now it's time to test the bodybuilding part each one of you is gonna have to do a pose with a vegetable I want to see your bodybuilding poses let's go I'm not getting paid enough you want the watermelon that's what it is I've got avocado it was a large Apple yeah we please have your bodybuilder poses with your vegetables let's see it you're understanding more room yeah wow wow wow could you ask me that's crazy yeah he does look like Wolverine he's sweating a lot he's right he's trying to convince me there with him I've noticed them up yeah Aaron blocking right first of all sweating a lot because we put him under pressure he can't handle the staring him down but there's something even weirder about him all right blog's wearing two watches is he he's wearing one like Rolex and one Apple watch foreign she got love for the couch right it's time for two years to go my son feels like big brother nah I really like this this is fun I've got someone in my mind yeah a dance blog dodgy Geezer real dodgy energy what was that Aaron you got two watches on YouTube what time is it it's nice to [ __ ] off you are not a vegan yeah sorry but it's not good God take a look one's actually a whoop you know tracking my sleep tracking my performance and then the other one I actually like to know the time so that's why one more we got one more it's in here carrot boy foreign I think you're a fraud [Music] to be honest after tasting that carrot I'm kind of glad to go I need to wash my mouth out because that was disgusting all right it's time for round four interrogation round we get to ask 45 seconds worth of questions to each contestant Alex I'm gonna be honest this is the first time I'm looking at your actual face [ __ ] right are we starting the questions yeah you are in prep currently right you said what are your current meals per day what are you having and what are they for prep 185 protein 600 carb on a train a day 65.

Yeah um what recipes I don't it's all on on my fridge yeah it's all in the fridge yes yeah what protein sources you get in then what ones are you picking it's mostly quinoa quinoa we're doing a lot of vegan protein powder because that's a lot of food it's pretty good on the stomach actually like normal whey protein is really bad for your stomach digestion is horrible whereas vegan protein is really good for that so I'm fine with all that okay well I didn't understand a word of that but he said it's on his fridge yeah I know that your Macros might be on your fridge but yeah you'll have a magnet on your fridge try Amsterdam or something you don't yeah with the list on it underneath it got small bar phones and I know what that's the rice chicken broccoli rice chicken broccoli then is it fishing or ask yeah okay fish and another rice cake 12 o'clock I'll have fish and a rice cake vegan snacks what are your favorite vegan snacks I'm talking about Pringle flavors what Pringle flavors are vegan what do you mean Pringle flavors I do not eat them no I make my own kind of snacks all right okay what snacks do you make it so it is kale like you spray a little bit of olive oil in it put in well put an oven or airfryer and then literally crisp want kale crisp yeah no you can season it you could put paprika on it you can literally put salt whatever you want you can literally what's your lifting competition on stage was it all vegan bodybuilders no no they're all natural but I did a wellness category but all natural bodybuilders yeah you shouldn't be vegan was you the only vegan up there or I don't know I didn't ask you said you were the only one they only now I didn't say I was the only one tournament okay all right Nelly you're not next do you have a Twitter account called the vegan voice do you do you hunt people in the streets do you beat people up in steak restaurants no no no do you have any non-vegan friends yeah yeah do you preach I don't pressure other people to be vegan it's my choice but my friends if they eat meat that's their business oh she said this before I'm gonna go and smash a chicken after this does that make your set chicken it's gonna be awesome I don't know [ __ ] what's your favorite broccoli what does that you got long stem or florets what out of those two yeah when you go to Nando's what do you get beside your chicken the wrap oh wow chicken wrap chicken wrap yes vegan the vegan rice I'm I'm stuck now we gotta get rid of one I don't think it's possible to be this size as a vegan you're smashing the chicken rice broccoli smells and I think it's just I think there's seven chicken rice broccolis a day that's why things happening yeah he dry ages his meat and everything yeah vegetables you wouldn't be some hairy and they're not even sure you end up looking like that yeah we've got to get rid of one and I think we have I think we've made it wrong to us but I think we sent both of them yeah I think my vegans are just watch it now no no you know what the vegan boys the vegan bodybuilding thing where she was like yeah I think cockman has to go I think I have a name man oh Jesus what was it Alex you knew it Alex Alex the arrow yeah I think uh that's not a vegan man right there I think that I think your time's up okay I think your time's up it's been a pleasure though yeah let's have a little look at that as it goes yeah baby yeah baby all right eyes on me man so that's it YouTube congratulations you two of the vegans right away from a science perspective to be honest like I don't know any vegans who are not to blow me on trumpet but as big as me so do I actually eat uh yeah a lot a lot of chicken all right it's time to bring in all the contestants and find out who the real vegans are chicken rice you're having a good time over there right chippo how do you think we've done I think we've got one yeah I think we've got one right it's that time everybody's been waiting for yes but the real vegans please step forward oh my God I knew it the vegan voice we got one we'll take that I'll take one right there damn man I tell you I can sniff a vegan out anywhere yeah yeah [Music] I got caught up in the morning so here we have it the two vegans are on my right well done you guys you fooled us it was unbelievable so here is your prize thank you very much for watching Jim Sharp real ones it's been an absolute pleasure subscribe to the channel like this video and see you next time hi is this the uh vegan hotline can I please have some uh hummus with some leaves God that's [ __ ] horrible

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